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Hey everyone! You all might be wondering what the hell happened to our site two weeks ago. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .well it went boom. This resulted in the week of 3rd to the 9th being lost in the sands of time! But its ok because if anything exceptionally epic dropped someone would have said something right? RIGHT?!

Anyways enough of this talk of the past, IT BORES ME! Plus I’m sure you all are more interested in what we did last week instead of two weeks ago. Monday we went up to sea to play with Proto-Ultima and guess what, he finally put out!

Foxey

Venos

Pazzle

Tuesday we went to the beach to soak up some sun and play at the beach. . . . . . . . . .BUT IT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG! Not only did Droopyturtle get attacked by Jaws while swimming in the ocean but we didn’t get any rdm hats -1! Damn those cactuars and their self ways!

Midman

Zarion

Xanthe

Pazzle

Comedian

Likennyenken

Recuperi

Lambtor

Loranna

Ddevil

Dpdhuntress

Comedian

Jenteal

Wednesday we did our usual Einherjar and owned it (like we wouldn’t, don’t be such a durpa dur). Thursday we mixed it up and did some ks99 and wouldn’t you know we got a belt of the wyrm. I’m totally serious guys! Congrats Seankp!

If you are hating Seankp now then you’ll hate him when you get a load of what he gets from the Dynamis-Tavnazia (I’ll let you guys in on the joke if you don’t get it).

You get the joke? Did yea?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Really you didn’t? Here lemme help you guys out since you don’t really see the joke in all of this.

Oh how the many thfs without Treasure Hunter 4 must be crying themselves to sleep tonight and cursing Seankp beyond all belief, but that’s just how we roll yo!

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Damn it! It seems as if I have been beaten to the front page posting! What can you do but shake your fist in anger and move on? Anyways I’m going to cover whatever Chinchilla didn’t already get to and I’ll punish her later for intruding on my front page posts (bowchickawahwah).

So Tuesday the linkshell decided that we needed to head to the beach for a little rest and relaxation but then giant squid things showed up and there was tentacles in places there shouldn’t have been and well. . . . . .lets just say that we suppressed memories of that horrible incident other then the neat stuff we managed to steal from them while they were occupied with. . . . . .ummm. . . . . .giant squid stuff I guess.

Likennyenken

Jenteal

Ddevil

Annariel

Lumie

Meepein

Dpdhuntress

Wednesday we did Einherjar and owned, nothing new there. Thursday we hit up some Limbus and some Bv2, unfortunately we either didn’t get anything good off Bv2 or people forgot to post if we got anything at all but judging from this picture it looks like someone scored a Bahamut’s Staff!

Moon. . . . . .powers. . . . . .activate? I-I don’t even know how to react or what to say about this other then /facepalm and laugh like a mad man.

Oh and I know that the Dynamis-Tavnazia treasure has already been posted but hot damn this treasure pool gets me excited each time I see it. Can you blame me?

Yea that’s just how we fucking role boys and girls. We’re still in  your Dynamis-Tavnazia, still stealing your dupped body drops! Anyways I had a bunch of other pictures of hnms and stuff that I was going to post but there’s no point since it has already been covered. Oh what the hell I’ll post them anyways because pictures are puuuurty!

Didn’t get anything off the purple bastard, never puts out!

Some pony fights!

King Vinegarroons

And a very intimate hug between a paladin and his giant orange wyrm.

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Alright it has been a while since I made a post, about two or three weeks yea? Anyways I’ve been busy with school and haven’t had the time to make events let alone update the front page so I’m going to try and do it now so bare with me if I miss some stuff (and I assure you. . . . . . . I will miss stuff). Hmmmm where to start where to start. Oh hey look I have some Dynamis-Buburimu pictures from before I stopped posting! By the way I’m not sure if the non-DRF readers are aware but if you scroll your mouse over the item images, such as these ones , you can see the item name and description/stats. Pretty neat right? But back on track now!

Dynamis-Buburimu

Hmmmm that wasn’t too good of a Dynamis-Buburimu but I guess it could have been worse. Ok so thats like the only thing I had got before I got busy so time for random stuff we did in no particular order WOOOOOOOOO! I’m warning you now that I won’t have pictures for some of the things but we did do them and our members have the gear to prove we did them. Also I’d like to thank the people who posted pictures in my absence and kept the forums up to date on who got what, you nukkas know who you are <3

Some Jailers of Love

Snoochybooch

King Vinegarroon

Some Odins (the second one was 2Odins1Smn and it was hot)

Dark Ixions (three of them judging by drops)

Meepein, Droopyturtle, and Blackomega

Finalwolf, Seyomeyo, and Likennyenken

Ddevil

Dynamis-Valkurm (two runs)

Slurms
Professorchaos

Ladyaphrodite
Recuperi
Alix
Recuperi
Recuperia
Loranna
Ladyaphrodite
Professorchaos
Finalwolf
Kitiko
Soulessknight

I know what you are thinking here. “What the fuck DRF you got three -1 head pieces of the cactaurs but not the one that really matters, you guys suck!” FUCK YOU TROLL is my response to anyone that is thinking this! We tried to get us some -1 rdm hats buuuuuuuuuuuuut

we weren’t expecting the Cactuar Inquisition!

Sandworm

Charmedpookie
Kitiko

Lolol Ultima lolol

Charmedpookie
Tyrial

Tiamat

Likennyenken

Khimara

Dynamis-Tavnazia (two runs)

Zilo
Zilo
Meepein
Meepein
Likennyenken
Profressorchaos
Seankp
Foxey
lost (fuck drops 15seconds from being kicked)
Profressorchaos

Uhhhhhh can’t find the drops for what we got on the other Dynamis-Tavnazia but we totally did it because I has this picture from Snoochybooch with the two big drops of that night!

Say whaaaaaaaaa?! Thats right, we’re in your Tavnazia taking your -1 rdm bodies!

A Dynamis-Windurst

Midman
Mandalorian
Sheena
Foxey
Apollo
Finalwolf
Wryne
Seankp

And finally some exceptionally epic tier3 vnms as portrayed by Meepein in collaboration with some of my ideas. I must say his MS paint skillz are crazy good, like woah guys!

Tier3 VNMS

Holy shit you see that tank?! THERE WAS FUCKING ALIENS TOO AND SOME TACOS! Doesn’t get more epic then that in my opinion. . . . . well it was lacking a Trex but that was still some intense shit son! Anyways thats all I could find and I promise I’ll try and update the front page with more of our shenanigans to the best of my abilities so keep checking in and don’t forget to leave a comment below! Keep in mind I will block spam but not hate comments because, as we all know, haters ganna hate!

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Yea yea I know, we are rocking a blurple linkshell with a strange I at the end of our extremely long name. So whats the deal yo? Well our current E-Hitler, Ladyaphrodite, has been really busy with the real world and such and has found little to no time to fully enjoy the game as a player let alone be an active leader at events so she decided that the linkshell deserved a leader that would be able to make most, if not all, the events and still run the linkshell how it should be. After much consideration Ladyaphrodite felt that Droopyturtle would be the kind of leader she’d like to see running the linkshell so it happened. The linkshell was handed down to him, turned blurple, and had that annoying I added to the end of it (seeing as there wasn’t much choice for names but I’m still going to give Droopyturtle shit about the I. . . . . . . . . . . hope you’re reading this >:D ) Oh by the way I’d also like to apologize to our readers for the late updates recently due to the fact that I’ve been busy with school but everything is cool now cause I’m on spring break which means more time to do update!

Ok so these are last week’s updates, not this week’s just so we’re all on the same page. Monday we all headed to sea for some Omega action and went to pay our old friend Jailer of Love a visit in hopes that we would make out with some good shit. Even though Omega wasn’t too nice to us JoL decided to show us some actual loved and gave us awesome drops! Sorry for the lack of pictures by the way, everyone spaced and forgot to take any but we totally got these drops I swear to baby raptor jesus they did!

:Seyomeyo
: Warlordffxi

Likennyenken
Warlordffxi

Tuesday we headed to Dynamis-Qufim because someone needed the win or something so we decided why the hell not. We here at DRF have had fond memories in Dynamis-Qufim from epic raptor pulls to epic squid pulls but in this latest installment of “What kind of epic monster pull will they bring next?” we present you with spiders. . . . . . LOTS AND LOTS OF SPIDERS!

Couldn’t snap a picture of all the spiders we had pulled but believe you me all I saw was a stampede of spider legs with my tarutaru height. Anyways we made out with some good treasure, I think.

Wednesday we did Einherjar like usual and won, Thursday and Friday we spent doing whatever the hell we felt like! Saturday we headed to Dynamis-Xarcabard for some farming and stuff and we didn’t have that bad of an experience there. Hell we even got Tyrial his fragment for his sheild.

We also got some worms and ponies in this week too which was a bonus for us because who doesn’t like killer worms and roid-rage ponies? THOSE ARE ALWAYS THE BEST KIND GUYS!

Can make out the drops just barely but they are Antares Harness and White Tathlum.

HE’S CHARGIN HIS LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111eleventyone

Sorry about the picture size inconsistency but like I said I wasn’t on all that much this week so I couldn’t take the pictures myself but hey they came out ok. Oh oh before I forget I’ve opened up comments for the front page so leave us something (don’t make me regret this yo)! Anyways expect another update on Monday or Tuesday, till then get those subjobs leveled and those missions completed!

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Hey there everyone and welcome back to our main page! So as you well know I got completely lazy and didn’t update the front page last week because we really don’t do anything other then a dynamis. We’ve been getting shit done for the update yo, can you blame us for wanting to be ready? Anyways here are some updates and pictures and such so enjoy!

Tuesday we went out to our favorite noob leveling hell hole with the intention of getting us plenty of red mage hats -1 but instead made out with a bunch of hats that weren’t what we were looking for. Damn you Square Enix it’s as if you know we want a certain hat but you  make it rain everything but that!

Congrats on the treasure guys!

Wednesday we did a tier one Einherjar and won with ease, it was child’s play I say! Thursday and Friday we had the day off, like usual, and got to more leveling and advancing in missions and such. Saturday was a disaster of a day because we got our scheduled dynamis zone stolen (once again) so we had to relocate to Dynamis-Valkurm which was a bigger bitch then we expected it to be………………………………………………………I really don’t want to talk about it.

It’s ok though because surely a free Odin would pick up our spirits! Let me explain what I mean by a “free Odin”. So as some of you may or may not know Epicls kicked a certain galka thf that just so happened to have a mule that coincidentally happened to be their Einherjar mule. Well when Epicls kicked this galka I guess they didn’t think to use the mule’s Odin pop before kicking the player. Good job guys and thank you Epicls for giving us an Odin pop set and allowing us to do back to back Odins!

Congrats guys!

We also got a lot of random nms and hnms this week too. So this is going in no particular order!

Here’s some Cerbs.

Congrats Soulessknight on Algol

Congrats Jenteal on Algol

And here’s a Khim.

Damn you Khim, damn you and your horrible drops! Anyways here’s some fomor nm drops!

Congrats Paiway on staff, Fusionex on lance, and Dpdhuntress on boots.

Whew that was a lot for one post but wait there’s more! I promised you guys pictures from the only note worthy event we did last week which happened to be Dynamis-Burburimu. Now the whole run we got pretty much nothing until the about the last 10 minutes of the run when we got everything at once (with the exception of the ninja belt). No joke we got all that but the belt in the last ten minutes, gogo delayed treasure hunter!

Congrats on af -1 and accessories guys.

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Ok so lately we have been getting a lot of applications from people on and off the server and while we appreciate that many people want to become a member of DRFChampionEdition we have to remind everyone that we are currently not looking for any members. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR ANYMORE MEMBERS AT THE MOMENT! Get it. Got it? Good! Trust me we would love to have some of you applicants but we are happy with the number of people we have. When we open applications I will make a post that will be impossible to miss unless you don’t check the front page…………………………………………………………………………..in which case you wouldn’t be reading this but whatever.

Anyways as for what happened to this week’s post you ask? Well we’ve been taking it easy because we want our members to be ready for all the new stuff that is coming soon so we’ve given our members free time. That’s right free time because we don’t like to strangle our members to go out hnm camping or to events for 3+ hours everyday AND THEN expect them to have subs and missions done and what not. We’re nice and not douches, well most the time we’re not douches lol. We did do some things though which I will be posting on next week’s post so stay tuned. Oh and remember, NO APPLICATIONS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BABY RAPTOR JESUS!

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Oh man guys OH MAN! Last week was full of awesomecrazyepicsauce! YES AWESOMECRAZYEPICSAUCE ALL OVER OUR FACES! I’m only ganna high light the things we did that I thought needed to be high lighted to show you why we here at DRF were all worked up and happy over.

Tuesday we decided to head back to that cold bitch of a dynamis and see if we couldn’t change our luck and boy did we ever! Not only did we find all the treasure that was missing from our last Dynamis-Qufim but we got a raptor pull with many many tentacles, yay for raptor pulls! For those of you who don’t know what a raptor pull is I suggest you check this post for the joke. Now that I think of it that picture of me with all those tentacles reminds me of an anime I once saw that was strangely arousing……………………….. I MEAN WHAT?! NO I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY THAT!!! Ahem, well lets get to the treasure shall we ^^; (stuff that went free lot is not lotted for in the pictures so I will give recognition to them underneath the appropriate pictures)

Congrats Xanthe on Pantin Dastanas, Xeon on Koga Hatsuburi, and Soulessknight on Bard’s Cuffs

Congrats Zilo on Mirage Bazubands

Whew that was a lot of treasure. This pleases our members though and happy members means A KICK ASS ODIN THE NEXT DAY!!!! After that Dynamis-Qufim who wouldn’t have an even better Odin? Ok so it wasn’t double Ebody awesome but its pretty good considering it was the last Odin Valgrind will ever do. From here on in its all DRF baby! We’ve got Einherjar down to a science and can rape that horse riding bastard like no one’s business with no problems. Anyways here’s a picture.

Congrats on the abjurations guys now go and enjoy your new gear, you earned em.

We did something on Thursday, free day on Friday, and did a Dynamis-Tavnazia on Saturday! I like Dynamis-Tavnazia and all the Hydra Hauberts we’ve gotten our members. Sadly we didn’t get any Hydra Hauberts this run but we got some decent things from it. Could have been better but it was a great week so who could really complain?

Couldn’t find who got what in the pictures were the af2 wasn’t lotted so I’m sorry to you guys that got that stuff. But hey, it was still a good end to a really good week. You can’t deny it! If you do I’ll cut you so bad you wish I never cut you so bad! Now if you’ll excuse me I have to watch me some Lost tonight.

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Hey everyone! This week has been pretty good for us here at DRF, I mean every week at DRF is good but this week seemed a little better then the rest because of the treasures we got……………………..that and the fact that we’re ganna do Odin on Wednesday has us all pumped up! Come on big money big money no whammy no whammy STOP! Anyways onto what we did last week.

We started off Monday evening with someone sighting Sandworm and our members rushing out there to claim the wiggly worm before we did any of our official events for the day. And lemme just say good job on getting out there guys! Anyways we got sucked in and we got another bug! Yay bugs!

Yay treasure as well! Sure it would have been nice to get a Antares Harness but what we got will do…………….for now!

Congrats Finalwolf on White Tathlum!

Anyways after we hit up these bugs we headed off to limbus with the intention of farming us up an Omega pop, and we did. Then we were off to play with some turtles! Now normally we’d usually do one or two because its such a pain to get people to come out and help after events but for some reason it seemed like everyone had a pop set. Hell even I had an almost complete one. Anyways we only did three sets because we didn’t want to keep our members from enjoying a good night’s rest but man did we make out with some mad lewt yo!

Congrats Meepein on Zha’Go’s Barbut, Dpdhuntress on Seismic Axe, and Seankp on Damascene Cloth.

No this isn’t the same treasure pool as above, look closer guys! Congrats Recuperi on Zha’Go’s Barbut and Midman on Seismic Axe. Can we? Will we? Dare I say go 3/3 on Zha’Go’s Barbut? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! How awesome would that be?

Well we didn’t go 3/3 on hat but gloves will do just fine good sir. Congrats Dpdhuntress on Paramount Earring and Zilo on Stone Mufflers (teehee).

After playing with turtles on Monday we decided to play with some more turtles on Tuesday and make us some bank for the linkshell and get our members some pieces of af2 they were missing at Dynamis-Bastok. Here’s what we got and who got what.

Kyri
Hesitant
Lumie
Finalwolf
Professorchaos
Droopyturtle
Kyri
Tyrial (auto dropped)
Xeon (Free Lot)
Soulessknight (Free Lot)
Finalwolf (Free Lot)
Midman (Free Lot)
Seankp (Free Lot)
Bimyi
Soulessknight

Think there was a few more things that dropped but wasn’t jotted down so if anyone got something and didn’t make it up here…………..well deal with it!

Wednesday we did a Tier2 Einherjar and raped it like one’s business. LIKE NO ONE’S BUSINESS YO! Ahem, anyways after our smooth Tier2 win we went to play with more beastmen on Thursday. Did the scnm only two times but got decent treasure.

We didn’t get hats but we got a hat which is always better then nothing. Didn’t get pictures of treasure pool so this will have to suffice guys.

Seankp

Professorchaos

Blackomega

Alix

Congrats guys! We followed up the scnms with the Omega that we had farmed on Monday and got more treasure omnomnomnom.

Tyrial
Snoochybooch
Pazzle

Congrats Homam winners!

Friday we took the day off as we usually do to screw around and do whatever the hell we wanted. Always a good thing to have a day to yourself ^^ Then we got right back into it on Saturday with a Dynamis-Qufim which was…………………eeerm epic fail. I cried myself to sleep that night (personally I blame the diremite and his many tendrils, they are cursed I say).

Finalwolf (Free Lot)
Kyri (Free Lot)
Godcipher

Its all cool though cause Sunday we knocked out a Tier1 Einherjar setting us up for an Odin on Wednesday so that has everyone in high spirits for some awesome treasure soon! Hmmm gee whiz I sure hope I didn’t jinx us, guess we’ll find out on Wednesday!

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Thats right everyone love is in the air what with this week being Valentine’s week and all and Square Enix sure is showing our linkshell the love! “But Zilo thats impossible! Square Enix is a cold heartless bitch that never puts out no matter how drunk you get her.” Well shenanigans I say and I have the pictures to prove it this time!

Tuesday we decided to hit up Dynamis-San d’Oria and try and get us some bard hats………………..but Square Enix decided to give us the cold shoulder and instead gave us a bunch of random relic that a majority of our members didn’t even need or want.

???

???

Makai

???

Dpdhuntress

Recuperi

???

???

Xeon

???

Wednesday we did a tier3 Einherjar and owned it like the champions we are. We even got a Siren’s Hair from the loot to put into our bank, yay money! Feeling good after our smooth tier3 Einherjar win the previous day we headed to sea to play around our favorite four footed uuerrm…….well I don’t even know what Omega is. Anyways we played around a bit with Omega and didn’t get totally screwed on our drops (for once)!

Congrats to Ladyaphrodite on Homam Feet and Zilo to Homam hands, hey thats me!

After a bit of rest and relaxation on Friday we got back into owning like champs by taking on Dynamis-Xarcabard. It was a good run too look look!

And Dynamis Lord finally dropped something other then big money this time.

We also got Xanthe his fragment for his relic polearm woooo!

Congrats on the drops guys. Also congrats to Finalwolf on receiving Etoile Casaque and Droopyturtle on receiving Abyss Burgeonet (I spaced when the items dropped so I didn’t snap any pics).

Oh and before I forget we hit up Tethra and Elatha a couple times during the week, got a Sandworm and snagged Oupire to finish up our Valentines weekened.

Congrats Foxey and Alix on cuffs.

Congrats Tyrial and Likennyenken on the new drk zerg neck piece.

Congrats Snoochybooch on Oily Trousers and Kitiko on Ancient Torque.

Congrats Seankp on the Narigitsune. These gifts were way better then flowers and chocolates, thanks Square Enix we kinda sortta love you……………maybe. YOU FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT!

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Hi hey hello everyone! This is Zilo reporting in on what the fuck we here at DRF have been up to lately! Yay woohoo updates! Unfortunately this update is going to be slightly boring since I don’t really have….any….pictures….but don’t worry we totally did all this stuff! I mean, its not like the AV we killed last night was all in my head right? RIGHT?!

Anyways in no particular order here’s all I could find of what didn’t make it on the front page!

Dynamis-Qufim:
Likennyenken
Seyomeyo
Opiated
Dpdhuntress
Chach
Likennyenken
Droopyturtle
???
Meepein
Tinkil
Foxey
Makai
Meepein
Opiated
Professorchaos
Chach
???
Dpdhuntress
Seyomeyo

Random Sky:
Soulessknight
Soulessknight
Kobain
Foxey
Twinki

Dynamis-Sandy:
???
Xeon
???
Foxey
Soulessknight
Bane
Blackomega
Warlordffxi
Soulessknight
???
Xanthe
Tinkil
Kyri
Xeon
Bimyi
Venos
Bimyi

Dynamis-Jeuno:
???
Xanthe
???
???
Chach
Kitiko
Lumie
Fusionex
Meepein

Omega:
Warlordffxi

More random sky:
Likennyenken

Dynamis-Valk:
Finalwolf
Blackomega
Dpdhuntress
???
Hesitant
Makai
Finalwolf

Odin:
[itemcio]Aquarian Abjuration: Body[/itemico]Venos
Xanthe
???
Aihree
Makai

Dynamis-Xarcabard:
Snoochybooch
???
???
Finalwolf

Jailer of Love:
Fusionex

Woo that was a mouthful. Ok obviously thats not all we have been doing lately but thats all I could find at the moment so cut me some slack! Hopefully those item pictures made up for the lack of real ones (seeing as the only reason anyone reads anything is for the pretty pictures). Keep checking in with use each week to see what we’ve been doing and hopefully I’ll have posted something!

Oh oh and I almost forgot! I would also like to congratulate a few of our members on completing some salvage pieces.

Wryne on his completing his Morrigan set……………..that ass <3

Warlordffxi on his

and Seyomeyo on his

Congrats nukkas!

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